[The video begins by showing a massive four poster bed. Slumbering peacefully within is an incredibly large person, but as the covers are pulled over their head, no details can be seen. As they roll over, a familiar head fin appears, but with a yawn the covers are pushed aside and an entirely different face is revealed to the expected pig face, ( Read more... )

"Hello, and welcome fight fans! We're here at the Nippon Budokan, the Martial Arts Hell! Today, over five thousand people have joined us here! The time is five thirty and in half an hour, the choujin Kinnikuman will face the demon Touya. In the time we have spare, we thought we'd share some details with you!"
"Today our combatants are wrestling in a ( Read more... )

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[The feed begins, with Kinnikuman obviously upset, shoveling down bowlful after bowlful of gyuudon.]


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[Kinnikuman appears, incredibly furious. In his tiny one room shack, there are piles of torn up newspapers.]
AWAAAAAH! I'm pissed off right!
Some American superhero has come from Texas to steal my territory! I was about to save the Diet Building from a monster and he turned up and destroyed it in one shot. The Prime Minister was there! I lost to ( Read more... )

[A television program is being broadcasted! Opening with a plain black screen, a deep voiced narrator beings to speak solemnly.]

Planet Kinniku, the first planet of the Great Kinniku Galaxy. This icon of super human power has been the birthplace of over a hundred champions. This truly blessed planet has a hundred million year history of greatness.

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[A video post!

Opening with five seconds of white noise and feed-back screeches, quickly followed by the clunks of clumsy hands pulling cables in and out in an attempt to fix the problem. Once the audio and video cables had been switched-into their correct positions- a hideous face appears. Huge fish lips, little pig nose and wide eyes, betraying ( Read more... )